"You know, you don’t get a bonus for making her fall in love with you."

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If something happens, don’t expect me to risk my life trying to save yours.

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i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

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All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.
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ketocami:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

i can’t stop

August 30th 2014   58682 notes   - via / source

- What the fuck is going on here? 

- How would it look if that tank was operational? 

- Well, I’ll tell you what it looks like right now. It resembles an incompetent moron climbing up the asshole of his company commander by inventing a bullshit mission. 

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!
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