"You know, you don’t get a bonus for making her fall in love with you."
If something happens, don’t expect me to risk my life trying to save yours.
i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored
All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.
- What the fuck is going on here?
- How would it look if that tank was operational?
- Well, I’ll tell you what it looks like right now. It resembles an incompetent moron climbing up the asshole of his company commander by inventing a bullshit mission.
I am awake but at what price
stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!